Welcome To BS University
Meet your Professors:
Dr. Ed Neck, CRS, BSING, PROCRASTINATION Maj.
Dr. Cory Daniels, Degree in Philosophy, and NEWLY Appointed Faarm
Durector.
Listen M-F from 7-10 pm (CST) for lessons, or Login or Sign Up, to the right of the Guitar.
Fall Classes are about to get started so if you want to get enrolled in this much edumacation in one place. We are teaching our students that philosophy will get you through life and even help get you a job working for the IRS. So as the professors and I get that extra special curriculum ready please take the time to meet your edumacators.
Sincerely,
Dean, Benjamin U Dover,
PHD in Certified Hay Baling
SCHEDULE 1A: Cuddle Class. Sign Up and learn soon how to Cuddle without breaking a sweat and without spooning.
SCHEDULE 1: Shake Yer' Booty with instructions.
SCHEDULE HTBH: How to Beat Your Husband without leaving a mark.
Conspiracy Theory 101: Learn about the latest Conspiracy Theories with this class, AND ELVIS IS STILL ALIVE!!!
How To Get Your Neck Red: This class is for those how are ready to get their redneck on.